and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
That man makes my giblets tingle
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