Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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