Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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