okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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