She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Houston, we have a blender
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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