Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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