You can't special order awesome
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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