no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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