I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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