bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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