Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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