ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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