connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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