Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
