There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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