i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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