yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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