I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Sorry about my life...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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