I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Me too!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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