everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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