There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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