the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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