Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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