Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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