From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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