Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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