It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The power of my boobs compel you
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Randomize
