Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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