So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
