Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
