Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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