My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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