She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Randomize
