That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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