Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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