they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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