elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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