Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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