you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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