If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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