I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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