i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's rum buckets o'clock
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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