I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
zippers are such a cool invention
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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