I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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