I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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