Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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