D3 body, D1 cock
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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