It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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