I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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