nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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