nut hugger
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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